Many parts of the professional politician are edible

Many parts of the professional politician are edible, though barely.  The hunting of professional politicians (PeePee's) is not limited to any season, but when hunting primarily for food they must be hunted during their first term.  After the first term the toxicity of the meat increases exponentially.  Under no circumstances should the internal organs be consumed, especially the heart, if it can be found.  

When field dressing the carcass it must be kept foremost in mind that the internal organs and tripe must be buried immediately.  If accidentally consumed by domestic animals, the animal must be immediately killed and burned to avoid further spread of contamination.  Any hunter who allows a domestic animal to consume these parts and live will be arrested and given to second term PeePee's as a toy.  This is a harsh but necessary measure as it has been found that domestic animals such as dogs, pigs, ferrets and pet rats become insurance, financial and pharmie lobbyists if allowed to consume the tripe of PeePee's and live.

For sanitary purposes the carcass of the field dressed PeePee must be thoroughly washed with a lime solution and then rinsed with fresh water before butchering or spitting.  This is to ensure that the usual parasites, such as bankers, insurance companies, Wall Street firms, pharmaceutical corporations and defence contractors do not enter into the system.  Care should be taken to secure the safety of any infrastructure contractors, public health administrators and financial regulators found in the PeePee's digestive tract.

It must be remembered at all times that the consumption of PeePee's should only happen during hard times brought on by financial collapse, governmental corruption and mandated insurance.  The risk of food poisoning is high, so please, follow all sanitary measures when handling PeePee's, their offspring, holdings and followers.  Your safety is our foremost concern.

PeePee Wackers Hunting Group
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